So season 1 of The Borgias has returned to FIOS On-Demand
Which means that I get to rewatch the entire season, aw yeah.
But like
In episode 6
When Lucrezia returns and calls Cesare’s name
And he turns to the guy he was talking to and is like, “Excuse me, Cardinal.”
The Cardinal just goes
“Oh, yes.”
Oh, yes. Cardinal Borgia is going to completely disregard the valuable spiritual lesson again in favor of cuddle time with his sister.
Oh, yes. Cardinal Borgia is going to go tell Lucrezia about that one time he slept with a nun.
Oh, yes. Cardinal Borgia is leaving me to go star in a Harlequin romance novel with his sister.
Oh, yes. Cardinal Borgia is going to embarrass us. Again.
OH, YES. CARDINAL BORGIA IS LEAVING ME TO GO STAR IN A HARLEQUIN ROMANCE NOVEL WITH HIS SISTER.

