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G.O.B.: Oh, God… Oh, God, look at us. We’re crying like a couple of girls.
Michael: Aw… you’re the only one crying.
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JOEY: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
PHOEBE: Oh, we do, but not just yet.
JOEY: Really? Well, when?
PHOEBE: Okay, um, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married—and be filthy rich, by the way. Yeah. But, um, it won’t work out.
JOEY: Wow.
PHOEBE: I know. Then, I’m gonna marry Chandler—for the money—and you’ll marry Rachel and have the beautiful kids.
JOEY: Great!
Phoebe: But then we ditch those two, and that’s when we get married. We’ll have Chandler’s money and Rachel’s kids, and getting custody will be easy because of Rachel’s drinking problem.
Joey: Oh, oh! What about Ross?
PHOEBE: I don’t want to go into the whole thing, but, um, we have words and I kill him.
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