God’s Gonna Cut You Down // Johnny Cash
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Cesare is laughing at Juan’s play. But it looks so strained. And he’s sitting next to Joffre, who’s throwing walnuts and shit, and he just has this look on his face like
What has my life become.
It’s all downhill from here.
Where is my sister!proxy?
Oh hai Lucrezia’s passed out MY EXIT IS MADE.
Do not try to take this moment from me Sforza. THIS IS MY MOMENT, MAN. I AM IN A RAAAAGE.
Ohmigosh drunk!dad, stop. Just stop. Excuse me, I need to get to Lucrezia.
She looks like a fairy princess on a bed of roses O Ye Sister Beloved, let us meet again and run towards each other in slo-mo oh wait I think that’s a thing that actually happens.
#the life and times of cesare fml borgia #cesare borgia #his life sux
Cesare: Juan, we have to talk to you.
Juan: Is wine a carb?
Rodrigo: Yes.
Cesare: Juan, you lost Rome again. It’s Monday.
Juan: So…?
Lucrezia: So that’s against the rules, and we can’t let you live anymore.
Juan: Whatever, those rules aren’t real.
Lucrezia: THEY WERE REAL THAT DAY I BROUGHT THE FRENCH KING TO THE VATICAN.
Juan: Because that French King was disgusting!
Cesare: YOU CAN’T LIVE ANYMORE.
Juan: … Micheletto tried to stab me the other day.
…
Juan: Fine, you can walk home, bitches.
Supercut of the Day: Movie characters sing Lionel Richie’s “Hello” because why the hell not.
[thd.]
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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
no mom
mom no
NO
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