shedseventears:

LOL WHAT WOULD YOU TITLE THOSE BOOKS, LUCREZIA?  WHAT?

“Accidents Happen: Or, How I Seduced a Groom and Got Him to Break My Husband’s Leg”, by Lucrezia Borgia.

“Abelard and Heloise: Or, Stalking’s Okay When it’s Between You and Your Proxy!Sister”, by Cesare Borgia with annotations by Lucrezia Borgia Because He’s a Codependent Loser

# AND THEN THEY BECAME RUNAWAY BESTSELLERS BECAUSE RODRIGO MADE IT LAW TO BUY THE BOOK # EVEN IF YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD TO EAT DIRT # YOU STILL HAVE TO BUY THESE BOOKS # OR ELSE YOU’LL GO TO HELL # RODRIGO OUT