shedseventears:

Cesare is laughing at Juan’s play.  But it looks so strained. And he’s sitting next to Joffre, who’s throwing walnuts and shit, and he just has this look on his face like

What has my life become.

It’s all downhill from here.

Where is my sister!proxy?

Oh hai Lucrezia’s passed out MY EXIT IS MADE.

Do not try to take this moment from me Sforza.  THIS IS MY MOMENT, MAN.  I AM IN A RAAAAGE.

Ohmigosh drunk!dad, stop.  Just stop.  Excuse me, I need to get to Lucrezia.

She looks like a fairy princess on a bed of roses O Ye Sister Beloved, let us meet again and run towards each other in slo-mo oh wait I think that’s a thing that actually happens.

#the life and times of cesare fml borgia #cesare borgia #his life sux